I believe that, given the extreme nature of the situation, another Journal Entry should be in order. For this to happen, however, we require your full compliance. Any failure to follow the simple rules layed out in the course syllabus will result in a banning from the service, a fifty dollar fine, and possible jail time if you live in the states of New Hampshire, Oregon, or Oregon. Also, a direct deposit is recommended under federal law at time of account closure. Upon recieving your acceptance letter, please procede to the information office with your confirmation number and three valid forms of identification. Have your credit card ready, operators are standing by.

If your product is damaged upon arrival, please phone Jenny at (947) 693-9843. Be ready with your name, the name of the product, your proof of purchase and sixteen letters from the Pope. Jenny is a busy woman, and she doesn't need to sit around waiting for you to get your shit together. It is also recommended that you consult your physician before beginning any intensive workout schedule or permanent diet plan. Please see your dentist three times a week, and make sure that he's doing all right. Dentists are people, too.